this site may contain the following: moderate/small instances of flashing lights, eyestrain, cartoon gore and violence, drug use, cussing, themes of suicide or self harm, CAPSLOCK!!!

for the best possible experience, enable javascript and disable adblock. i promise there are no ads, and a good portion of the site needs javascript to run! this site also utilizes iframes.

this site was coded on a 1920x1080 display and designed to be viewed on a computer, but i'm working on getting things to look nice on mobile as well.

this website was created by an adult and thus isn't intended for children. while adult themes and ideas may be present, there will not be any explicit pornography. if anything approaches that territory, it will be individually marked and clearly labeled.